The best porn on the net is better then any site that has a photogenic, redheaded, double jointed, evacuee from some Baltic state who not only can type 60 words a minute but also takes excellent dictation.

Better then a mid-western blond with matching carpet and drapes who likes to do it on Ikea furniture.

Better then a bald, one eyed nympho who loves the ergonomic peg leg that is her left foot……….

Well honestly anything is better then that…… Sorry to any Dr Evil Cycloptic Pirates out there.

The best porn on the net has the quality of being short, to the point, loves to purr, has a slight British accent, uses humor as a aphrodisiac and hyperbole without giving the impression of being dishonest. Infact the best porn on the net doesn’t have a single female in it. It’s called “Top Gear” and man I can’t get enough.

From the moment a review begins a smile just starts the longest crawl up the side of your mouth. Words like: aw man, god, christ & wordless moans are all you can say while you heart stats to race and you wish you could afford just one hour in that.

Be it a race tween a DB9 and the 200 mph Chunnel Train from Wales to Monte Carlo.

Or the game of cat and mouse where the mouse was played by a Lotus Exige, our cat is a Apache Helicopter Gunship.

You get to watch a 10 min commercial of your favorite cars and it leaves you begging for more. After your done its time for a shower and some breakfast. Almost like being a school boy again.

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