For everyone I made this for it was different, never one to write it down cause I kept tweaking and there lies the fun. So in honesty this isn’t the recipe for the Catholic Schoolgirl but the tribute to the recipe that never really existed.

Ingredients:
1 oz Amaretto
1 oz Goldschlogger
1 oz Sweet & Sour

3 oz Thick Orange Juice

Splash of Cherry Juice
1 Cherry with Stem

Mixing instructions:
Mix in the order above: Amaretto, Goldschlogger, Sweet & Sour, & lastly Orange Juice. Then Shake and pour over ice and drizzle the Cherry Juice over the top and drop in the Stemmed Cherry. Enjoy.

Born out of the depths of a late night joke session in college. The Catholic Schoolgirl was less a pursuit or idea and more a running gag that lasted 2 years. Someone wanted a drink that she could get anywhere that tasted nothing like a mixed drink but packed a spiked punch. Everyone threw out their favorite mix but none of us could really figure out what could pass for covert punch. Someone said that

“it was like looking for bigfoot, cant present it but people swear they saw it once, but if you did find one it should be called a Catholic Schoolgirl. Looks one way on the outside but its made up of hard stuff down below.”

We laughed and anytime there after if something needed mixing anywhere and they didn’t know what they wanted or the ingredients involved then we would just make up what eventually would eventually become this recipe. Tell them it was called a Catholic Schoolgirl and everyone (most of all the person wanting the mix) would have a laugh. Something over the top, simple and stupid that kept the problems from getting to be to much. To bad there are not many more things like that in the world.