Live from Chachi’s chop shop warehouse on the east side of Silicon Valley, it’s time once more for!

Booyah, Chachi here to show you potzers how to mack daddy your browser for the new century we are living in. If you are still surfing the digital pipe with Internet explorer 6.0 or waiting for the boondoggle that is IE 7.0 then my friend I beg you to lend a ear for a bit cause your missing out big time!

“Chachi! What can I do about my Edsel browser, its blows like the last season of Starsky And Hutch?”
-Long time reader, First time writer on a 56k.

Well 56k I say scrap it and swap that Edsel for a Hemi based Firefox browser its mean lean and can render the latest CSS and HTML without a problem. It also is safer, faster & runs smoother, that’s just the start though. It’s the after market items that make this browser cherry.

The following are must haves for any user to surf with style. These after market add on’s are called extensions just so you know

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The best porn on the net is better then any site that has a photogenic, redheaded, double jointed, evacuee from some Baltic state who not only can type 60 words a minute but also takes excellent dictation.

Better then a mid-western blond with matching carpet and drapes who likes to do it on Ikea furniture.

Better then a bald, one eyed nympho who loves the ergonomic peg leg that is her left foot……….

Well honestly anything is better then that…… Sorry to any Dr Evil Cycloptic Pirates out there.

The best porn on the net has the quality of being short, to the point, loves to purr, has a slight British accent, uses humor as a aphrodisiac and hyperbole without giving the impression of being dishonest. Infact the best porn on the net doesn’t have a single female in it. It’s called “Top Gear” and man I can’t get enough.

From the moment a review begins a smile just starts the longest crawl up the side of your mouth. Words like: aw man, god, christ & wordless moans are all you can say while you heart stats to race and you wish you could afford just one hour in that.

Be it a race tween a DB9 and the 200 mph Chunnel Train from Wales to Monte Carlo.

Or the game of cat and mouse where the mouse was played by a Lotus Exige, our cat is a Apache Helicopter Gunship.

You get to watch a 10 min commercial of your favorite cars and it leaves you begging for more. After your done its time for a shower and some breakfast. Almost like being a school boy again.

Or if you don’t mind your porn blurry then have a go here