Someone sent this to me via email with no comment other then the image and I replied back with sadly the most logical response I could find. This is how you know that you have been spending way to much time looking/thinking about art….

If you look at this picture and think:

“Wow star of TV & Film Hayden Panettiere who recently turned 18 and appeared on “The Late Show with David Letterman” is standing here in a wet t-shirt, how nice.”

Then you are fine, but if your first thought and sadly mine when seeing this image is:

“Man is Damien Hirst’s diamond encrusted skull sculpture that popular already to be referenced in pop culture t-shirts? It wasn’t even that original?”

Then you my friend need to put down the book, turn off the podcast, wash off the smell of turpentine and get outside cause that is not right in anyone’s book.

This is part of a larger ongoing series of studies someone is financing to seemingly try to have evidence that leads to the assumption that the smarter you are the less likely you are to A. Have sex, B. even kiss, oh and C. masturbate.

The graph below is from the MIT magazine Counterpoint which you have to take with a grain of salt but goes along with most of the anecdotal evidence I have ever seen or heard. Most studio art majors have sex early and often and mathematics majors seemingly only use their slide rule to multiply on paper. It’s a humorous generalization since in my limited opinion this has nothing to do with intelligence but more to do with social interaction comfort levels.

It seems between both Wellesley & MIT the biology based majors had the hardest time, so if you are out in the Boston area do a service to society and kiss a frog……. scientist.

Take one part soft-core porn and 5 parts Vietnam war facts video mix together and shake liberally and you have the above. It is funny without trying to be and apparently was the homework project of a student in American History, why didn’t I think of that?

The best porn on the net is better then any site that has a photogenic, redheaded, double jointed, evacuee from some Baltic state who not only can type 60 words a minute but also takes excellent dictation.

Better then a mid-western blond with matching carpet and drapes who likes to do it on Ikea furniture.

Better then a bald, one eyed nympho who loves the ergonomic peg leg that is her left foot……….

Well honestly anything is better then that…… Sorry to any Dr Evil Cycloptic Pirates out there.

The best porn on the net has the quality of being short, to the point, loves to purr, has a slight British accent, uses humor as a aphrodisiac and hyperbole without giving the impression of being dishonest. Infact the best porn on the net doesn’t have a single female in it. It’s called “Top Gear” and man I can’t get enough.

From the moment a review begins a smile just starts the longest crawl up the side of your mouth. Words like: aw man, god, christ & wordless moans are all you can say while you heart stats to race and you wish you could afford just one hour in that.

Be it a race tween a DB9 and the 200 mph Chunnel Train from Wales to Monte Carlo.

Or the game of cat and mouse where the mouse was played by a Lotus Exige, our cat is a Apache Helicopter Gunship.

You get to watch a 10 min commercial of your favorite cars and it leaves you begging for more. After your done its time for a shower and some breakfast. Almost like being a school boy again.

Or if you don’t mind your porn blurry then have a go here